Nick “BERRY-SLICK” Wishnatzki

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Bail Amount:
$5,000

 

Wanted for:
Intent to delight, distribution of addictive produce, and conspiracy to brighten mornings

Nick “Berry-Slick” Wishnatzki is wanted for a bushel of crimes! Investigators say Nick isn’t just handing out fruit: he has carefully engineered high-impact “Flavor Drops,” targeting unsuspecting communities with perfectly ripe, peak-season berries, designed to trigger instant addiction and repeat consumption. Victims reported uncontrollable cravings, sudden increases in smoothie production, and an alarming spike in dessert-related activity. Evidence suggests Nick utilized advanced tactics, including strategic sampling ambushes, eye-contact persuasion, and the blatant misuse of freshness to weaken public resistance. Officials also recovered multiple clam-shells packed past legal deliciousness limits.

Nick is a Tampa native. He graduated from the University of Miami, acting and singing professionally until 2016. Since 2017, he has been the Public Relations Manager for Wish Farms. Based in Plant City, FL, the one-hundred-year-old company is an international grower and year-round marketer of strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, and pineberries. Nick is proud to be the 4th generation of Wishnatzkis to join the family business.

Help Nick raise funds for Wheelchairs 4 Kids, a nonprofit dedicated to improving the lives of children with physical disabilities. Make a donation to his campaign to help this criminally-good felon make his bail!

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